This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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What do you call an Arabic man who crashed a plane into a business building? A careless pilot whose recklessness caused him to crash into a building. His stupidity and lack of plane control skill led to a horrible accident that involved the death of thousands of innocent people and the death of many business people's office pets.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Anti Joke

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