Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Why did Shrek eat the onions? Anyone who has seen the Shrek films would know that Shrek never mentions anything about eating onions. In the first movie, Shrek and donkey have a conversation in which he compares himself to an onion, but the scene lasts maybe a minute and never again does Shrek mention onions in any way, shape, or form. For whatever reason, this one scene has turned onions into the strongest signature icon associated with Shrek.

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Anti Joke

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