- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

deez nuts

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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