So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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guess what? bannanas

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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