- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Micheal Curran...that is all.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

white or wheat? wheat please.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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