- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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