Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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