- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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