- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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