- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

My cat just died.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

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