What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Eric is gay Ha

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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. . I am a whale

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Men's rights

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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A man finds a magic lamp and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he will grant him 3 wishes. The man says "I wish for a duck". POOF! He got a duck. Then he says "I wish for a penguin". POOF! A penguin magically appears. He thought long and hard for his 3rd wish. Then he said "I wish I had a turtle" POOF! Suddenly out of nowhere the genie disappears. The man looked inside the magic lamp and saw a small turtle. The end.

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Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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