- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

3021 North Broadway Avenue

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your Mom The End.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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