What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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Phew... it's gone.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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