- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why did the chicken cross the road...

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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