what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

God is real.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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