what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Jeez Bill, how drunk was I last night? You took my pet parakeet, threw it at my daughter's piggy bank and yelled "ANGRY BIRDS!!!!"

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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