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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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