What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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