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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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