I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What is green and is not grass A frogg

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

i'm hard

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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