- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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