- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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