- Anti Joke

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.