What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Granny porn!

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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