- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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