- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??