- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

human centipede

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what did the British horse say to the man who owned him? nothing all he sad was neigh.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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