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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

there once was a black man who played basketball

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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