Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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