Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A hill billy went fishing

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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