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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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