- Anti Joke

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What is white and black and red all over.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....