Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What is white and black and red all over.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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