- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Potassium? K.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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