- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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