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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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