Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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