- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

Potassium? K.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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