What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Jebron Lames.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Burp

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

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What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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