- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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