You're so sweet I have diabetes

Knock knock, COME IN!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Women's rights

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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