- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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