- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

woman's rights

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

I have a really funny joke.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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