Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

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Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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woman's rights

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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