how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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A van drives into a car.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

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A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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