Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

A hill billy went fishing

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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