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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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