Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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Chuck Norris.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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Knock knock. Get out!!

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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