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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

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