- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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