- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

One, two, three, four and five

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why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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