- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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