- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

womens rights.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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