Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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