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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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