A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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your no better than a cockroach

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A man with a barbie doll walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says "I bet you $100 that I can turn this barbie doll into a beautiful lady". The bartender laughs and says "Okay." The man takes out a brush and begins brushing the doll's hair. Seconds later the man has a seizure and falls to floor a dies. It turns out he was a drug addict and had a fatal over dose. The bartender never got his $100.

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Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

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