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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

roses are red poo is poo

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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