- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

My three children are three big mistakes.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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