- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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