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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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