- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

No

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

your no better than a cockroach

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

I was watching Fox news.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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