- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

This is an anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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