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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

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They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

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