What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

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