Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Anti Joke

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