- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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