Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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every cloud has a silver lining

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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