what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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