- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

9/11 my birthday

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

i'm hard

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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