A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Knock knock, COME IN!

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

what's funny about war? nothing!

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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