What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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