A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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A man walks into a bar. He goes up to the Bar Tender and says, "Hit me with all you got!" The bar tender then ducks down under the bar out of sight. He comes back up with a sledge hammer and viciously murders the man. Blood spews everywhere and many others are brutally murdered shortly afterwards. :)

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

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Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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