5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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