- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Why do fat people commit suicide

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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