- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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