- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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