Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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