- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the kid hide under the table? There was an earthquake.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My name's Dave, Microwave!

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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