- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Go away still nothing to see

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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