- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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