- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

anti jokes are really funny

knock knock come in

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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